Magnus Ben- Addy

1. Once there were two friends walking home from school. They saw an airplane flying in the skies, one of them said that Kuffuor was in the plane and the other said that he was not. They argued continuously till they saw a man sitting on a bench reading a newspaper. So they decided to ask him.
"Is Kuffuor in the plane?"
The man answered, "No, he is not in the plane because there are no dispatch riders in front of the plane."

2. There lived two old men in a community namely Mr. Obi and Mr. Oko. Their health condition was very bad and within a few days Mr. Obi died.
An obituary was made during the funeral arrangement and pasted around the town. There was this small boy in the family who saw it.
Two weeks later, Mr. Oko died and also an obituary was made. This boy ran to his father and told him there was a mistake and that when Mr. Obi died an obituary was made but they were using Mr. Obi's name instead of Mr. Oko, therefore there should be okotuary.

3. A magician was to perform to an audience. He came with his assistant and asked his assistant to fetch him a pail of water and hang it on a hook. The magician covered the pail of water with a cloth. Covering the pail, lo and behold, the pail had disappeared leaving the water hanging on the hook.

4. There were three friends in a village, namely Peter, James and John. They one day decided to leave their wives for a trip. Before they left, James had an urgent call and had to rush to the hospital but Peter and John decided to go ahead of James. On their way, the following conversation ensued.
Peter: "John, I have realized something about women."
John: "What is it?"
Peter: "Whenever they are pregnant and read a book, they give birth to the number of main characters in the story. An example was when my wife was pregnant and she read 'The twins of Babylon' she gave birth to twins
John: "I think you are right. When my wife was pregnant and she read the story of the three musketeers, she gave birth to triplets."
Peter: "Looks like I must inform James not to let his wife read the book on 'Ali Baba and the forty thieves'."

Harold Kofi Nkrumah. There was once a boy by name Kweku Mensa, who went to sit for an examination. The examination implied for the name of the above drawn animal's foot. The foot of a frog was drawn and the student was supposed to write the name of the animal in a blank space.
This is what ensued between the invigilator and Kweku:
Invigilator: Quiet please.
Kweku: (sitting and confused and couldn't understand the question saying to himself,) "what type of question is this?"
Kweku angrily stood up and begun to walk out of the hall.
Invigilator: Hey boy! Hey boy! What is your name?
Kweku: (turning angrily) Look at my foot and tell my name.
Paul Fiagbe Two married men were having a conversation. One said, "As for my wife, she is an angel." The other replied, "Really, my wife is still alive."
Yaw Djin 1. A woman once told her friend, "Me and my husband were once so happy in our lives... then we met."

2. A butcher carrying a large piece of meat on his back once met a Pakistan woman with her baby and he passed a small friendly comment, "You also like bush meat, huh?" and pointed at the baby.
Lawrence Sowah During a Geography lesson, a teacher with bald hair was teaching his student about deserts. He explained that deserts are land areas with no trees.
Trying to draw the attention of the class on the topic, he asked Kofi to give an example of a desert.
This is what ensued between them.
Teacher: With all respect, Kofi, give me an example of a desert.
Kofi: Sir, with all humbleness, your head is a typical example of a desert.
George Djan 1. A man went to his would be father-in-law and told him he has come to ask for his daughter's hand in marriage and this is what the semi-illiterate would be father-in-law said, "Sorry gentleman, it's either you take all of her or you forget her hand.

2. Two boys were fighting. One punched the other in the forehead hard and he died. The other boy said he would chase the dead boy even to his grave so he killed himself. All along a curious boy was watching and wanted to see them fight again, so he hurried home and drunk some DDT but was caught just in the nick of time and rushed to the hospital.
Immediately he regained consciousness he shouted, "Have they finished the fight?"

3. A teacher entered his class on morning and this is what happened:
Teacher: "Good morning class!"
Students: "Good morning sir!"
Teacher: "Today before I start teaching I will like you all to pay attention."
Student: "Sir, how much?"

Donald A. Marshall

1. Vida: Come along; I have lost my dog
Linda: Why don't you put an advertisement in the papers?
Vida: Don't be silly, my dog can't read

2. A man once had a dog. The dog accidentally bit a stranger who came to the house. A friend of the man came to the house and this is the conversation that took place between them
Friend: Where is your dog?
Man: I have taken it to the verterinary.
Friend: Why?
Man: To sharpen the teeth.

3. There lived a wealthy man called Kanda. He was always robbed by armed robbers. A friend of his came to the house and asked him why his house was always being robbed. He told his friend that he always locks the door but because of fresh air, he removed the louvre blade and opens the window throughout the night. His friend advised him to close his window and buy a fan. The man being stingy, refused his friend's advise.The next evening he closed his window and went to sleep. The next morning, his friend came to his house and still things were missing. His friend asked, " Why, didn't you close the window." He replied, "I did close the window but opened the main door for fresh air since I am very fat!"
Celestina Kwakyewaa N. 1. A teacher asked his students to name the types of beans we have. One of them raised his hand and said, "sir, cowpea."
The teacher said no. Another student said red beans and the teacher said yes. Another also said white beans and the teacher said yes.
Another student raised his hand and said, "Sir, human beings."


2. A man called for a taxi and told the driver the destination. He asked for fare.
Driver: "25000 cedis, your luggage is free."
Man: "Carry my luggage, I will walk."


3. A man punished his son by spanking him.
After this, he said, "Son, I love you, that is why I punished you."
Son: "I wish I could spank you back to show my love too."
Benjamin Emi-Reynolds

Kofi after playing and soiling himself with mud rushed home and dirtied his fathers polished living room.
Father (Scolding): How dare you dirty my living room you fool!!! You Stupid, dirty and aimless boy. Kofi rushed out of the room and met Mr. Ransford, his father's friend at the door.
Mr. Ransford: Hello Kofi, you are growing more and more like your father each single day.
Kofi: I know. He was just telling me.